The Pseudo-president's Prayer
   
    By Connie Corcoran Wilson


    Our Pseudo-president, who art in the White House,
    Devious be thy name.
    Thy kingdom come; but it will be done
    In November, for it is an election year.

    Give us, this day, our daily bread
    And some gasoline for our vehicles.
    We need the bread; we need the gas;
    But we must not trespass just to profit your ass.

    Lead us not into war and destruction,
    But deliver us from evil….
    At home, abroad, in Iraq, and in Afghanistan.
    We cannot stand by a war-like man.

    For thine is (currently) the kingdom,
    And the (grasp for) power,
    And the (lack of) glory
    Forever.

    Surely evil incarnate and unmitigated
    Clings to us around the world
    As we follow you
    Down one wrong path after another.

    God save and help US all!

    Amen!

Copyright 2004 by Connie Corcoran Wilson.  Feel free to copy and re-print this, as long as you do not change the content and give credit to the author. Thank you.